Yellow:
Here is a nice flower.
The petals of this plant were fluttering in the wind, so I leaned against a shrub as I waited for the breeze to
subside. I did not yet know it, but the shrub contained a fire ant highway. Just after I photographed the flower, the
fire ants started stinging! I was covered with them, and they were in a fury!
I dodged behind a bush that
blocked me from the view of passing traffic, and very quickly stripped off all my clothes. Yes, I was bum-naked. But when all
your clothes are covered with fire ants, this is the best solution. One by one I de-anted my clothes, and as my police record
shows, I managed to get dressed before I was spotted by the highway patrol.
I was glad I was alone. This is not the time to be with other people, especially ones with cameras.
