Parental Advisory!
I receive no money to write or maintain this FAQ---I do it because it amuses me, and I like to help people get information about these fascinating plants.
Hmmm...
It's just a plant!
What do you see?
The FAQ is laced with comments and asides that I insert
to keep it entertaining to me (if to no one else). Very occasionally
an FAQ reference has a risque joke. The jokes are unlikely to offend you, unless your
skin is exceptionally thin, or unless you perhaps read too much into the joke.
Back when I kept track of FAQ visitation statistics, I calculated that I might get a mild complaint about the FAQ's content about once every
30,000 readers. If you see something that you want to complain about, send me a comment and I'll
take a look at the page you don't like. Valid criticisms will result in section revisions. But if you are just
complaining about some fabulous joke that you think isn't funny, well....don't expect much
from me.
If this is a major issue for you, check out the FAQ before your kids do.
There's little to be concerned about---evening television
has much more nasty stuff on it than this FAQ does!
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